2013年9月23日星期一

How to play slots, lose money and have the best time of your life! Slot machine tips, tricks and urb(2)

4. Here's a sure way to win - order a free drink. And order an expensive one. If you lost some dollars on slots, why not spoil yourself with a fine, triple bourbon on the house?
5. This one might actually work - try and bet the max amount. There are more winnable combinations with higher bets and they are always better.
6. The loose machines myth. Some say that the loose machines are placed by the casino near the entrance, cashiers, bar or anywhere near people who are not playing, in order to get them to see winners and motivate them to play. I say that there's a better chance of finding loose screw in the casino manager's head.
7. That card you stick in there, well ye, it's actually money. Casinos are using machine credit cards on a nation that already has way more credit over its head. The fact that you don't put green paper in the machine doesn't mean that you are not gambling with real, hard earned money. Know your limit and get out while you still can. You might even be able to afford buying some roses to your wife.
Oh, and last but not least! Practice! This is the best advice we can give you. The more you practice at home on slots - the more chances you get at a casino. Naaa... We're just messing with you. But if you are an addict and you just want to play for fun and want to loose less money, or you really want to know what's going on inside a slot machine.

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