You walk into a
casino. You are bedazzled by the lights, the colors, the people - oh,
the money! You decide to warm up next to a slot machine.
You pick the perfect one. It's next to the entrance (and you got an
insider tip that the best chance of winning is with those machines) you
sit down and open your wallet. You place your bet, pull the lever once,
twice, but nothing happens. You try and press the button instead. Yes!
You've just won 5 bucks. Good. You are on a streak. You win some, then
you loose some then you get up. An old lady sits by the machine, your
machine, puts in a quarter and you already know what is going to happen
next. Yes. 7-7-7 and you want to kill yourself.
First of all - don't. Think of how killing yourself would limit your winning chances. Then try to internalize that slot machines aren't for making money.
The only purpose they serve is to feed your recreation needs. All of
the stories about grandmas that won millions on the penny machines? They
might be true. But those grannies spent a good 30 years of their lives
on the machines, while you were out there, enjoying your business. There
are a few things to remember when you approach the slots. You might
call them tips, you might call them hope, but they sure worth the read.
1.
When that old lady made that spin and won a whole bunch of shiny coins -
it wasn't your win. You have had to hit the machine at the same exact
fraction of the second that she did in order to get that money. You have
more chances of winning the lottery.
2. Take your
time. There is no Play per Minute rate of success. Doesn't matter how
fast you feed the machine - your chances still relay on one factor only
and her name is lady luck.
3. Hit the button or pull the lever?
Some prefer the old school method. Some go for high-tech. The casino
goes for your money anyway.
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